The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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