Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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