just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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