Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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