Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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