A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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