she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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