But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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