His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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