Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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