Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
now i know why i became what i already was.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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