I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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