How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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