I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
