Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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