Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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