so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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