god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
