Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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