He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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