what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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