Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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