gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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