I'm drive I can fine osifer
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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