i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
