Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Shame - the story of my life.
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