Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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