I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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