We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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