Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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