just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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