Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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