I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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