I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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