is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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