How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i dont even know how to be here
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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