You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
