Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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