i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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