I must be too annoying 4 u.
It's Friday. Sex?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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