My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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