Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Mom said you looked used
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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