I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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