Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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