White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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