Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
A bitchslap is in order.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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