it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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