I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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