He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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