I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm bleeding and have questions
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