Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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