dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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