Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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