Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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