Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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